Wednesday, January 6, 2021 — 11:39

Donny Went Down to Georgia

Now Donny went down to Georgia
'Cause he was lookin' for some votes to steal
And he was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal.

So he called up Georgia's Sec of State
But didn't know it was a recorded line,
So Raffensperger told him to go pound sand
'Cause that dude's not looking to do hard time.

"I guess you didn't know it", Donny said,
"but here's the thing:
We've got more ways to suppress the vote
Even if that clown won't sing.

Now you ran a pretty good race, Stacey,
Back a year or two,
But I'll bet a toilet of gold against this country's soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

Stacey said "Now, now, Donny, no reason to make a fuss.
No need for a dare, we're gonna fight this fair,
'Cause I think there's more of us."

Stacey Abrams took a loss back in 2018
But didn't skip a beat and registered more voters than you've ever seen.
Now there's more of us than ever voting to make this country whole,
But if we lose McConnell gets it's soul.

Then Donny cheered on Loeffler and Perdue
Since his buddy Mitch was hoping to at least control one house.
Held a rally for those sycophants...
But it didn't help one ounce.

When he was done Stacey said "look,
You've had a pretty good run,
But all you fascists bound to lose;
Let me show you how we're gettin' it done."

Register all voters eligible under the law,
Expand the franchise farther than you ever saw.
No more ffailed democracy thanks to people like you.
I've got bad new, you dinosaurs: Georgia's turning blue.

Now Donny threw a tantrum 'cause he knew that he'd been beat,
And like any bully doesn't have a plan for dealing with defeat.
Stacey said "Donny, go hide in Mar-a-lago, and don't try this shit again,
'Cause I told you once, you puppet of Mitch, we're the best there's ever been."

Register all voters eligible under the law,
Expand the franchise farther than you ever saw.
No more ffailed democracy thanks to people like you.
I've got bad new, you dinosaurs: Georgia's turning blue.